cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed
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jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

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Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me.

J.K. Rowling (via kushandwizdom)
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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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  • Me on my wedding day:you still like me right
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